To be completely up front, we’ll say nothing novel, worthwhile, and/or pithy in this space about #PizzaRat. This Internet phenomena, which you can view in its glorious entirety above, is less than a few hours old and Twitter has already peaked with observations.
Before posting the witticism bukake that resulted from this clip hitting the Interweb, here are the scant details we can glean about this do-anything mammal: The rat drags a slice of pie down some MTA steps before eventually giving up on the endeavor to disappear from sight.
That was cool and neat, albeit disgusting, if you call the city home. And because nothing worthwhile happens anymore unless social media chirps on it, he are the finest reactions from the commentariat.
https://twitter.com/JoePerticone/status/646047972648701952
https://twitter.com/RichJuz/status/646046471784148992
https://twitter.com/dansaltzstein/status/646045979481874432
https://twitter.com/MikePradaSBN/status/646047838267244544
https://twitter.com/rilaws/status/646047606993518592
https://twitter.com/the_blueprint/status/646046977176797186
https://twitter.com/russbengtson/status/646046221409370112
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/646045355876962305
https://twitter.com/noyokono/status/646045325367635968
https://twitter.com/tomtomorrow/status/646045304287043584
https://twitter.com/maxburman93/status/646045009708453888
https://twitter.com/ayyy_west/status/646044848760471552
https://twitter.com/IsaacFitzgerald/status/646043965855240193
It me, pizza rat. It all of us, pizza rat.
[via DNA Info]