20 Things Everyone Thinks About the Food World (But Nobody Will Say)

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These days, it feels like all we ever really talk about is food. David Chang gets name-checked more than Tom Brady around the office watercooler, new restaurants are a constant topic of discussion, and everyone wants to tell you about how awesome the sunchokes were that they found at the farmers market last weekend.

Yet do we ever really talk about food? Like, the uncomfortable rumors about the shady stuff that goes down at our favorite restaurants? Or the unpopular truths that aren’t really polite dinner conversation, but you’re dying to say out loud? Too often these issues get swept under the rug by the media, the restaurant world, and people who just don’t want to deal with it.

So we thought new year, new approach: It’s time to stop pussyfooting around and start talking about what’s really on our minds. Needless to say, these are complicated topics, and we can’t do them justice in the space of one list. But they are opinions and issues that we find ourselves circling with friends who work in the industry or follow it closely, and we think they’re worthy of discussion.

If you’re a kale-loving, politically correct “foodie” interested in CSAs, molecular gastronomy, and not getting your bubble burst, run away now—shit’s about to get real.

Written by Chris Schonberger (@cschonberger), Foster Kamer (@weareyourfek), and Nick Schonberger (@nschon)

Refusing to spend money on non-Western restaurants is racist.

Tasting menus and molecular gastronomy are too often the domain of charlatans.

Tipping should be abolished.

Nostalgia props up a lot of really, really bad food.

Most sushi restaurants in America stay in business by serving mislabeled fish and ridiculous rolls that have never actually existed in Japan.

The food world is on some Illuminati shit, and Rene Redzepi is pulling the strings.

New York bagels are terrible.

The high-minded gluttony promoted by food writers is just as unhealthy as the average American diets they rail against.

The sustainable food movement is only relevant to rich white people.

Not every country's cuisine is worth celebrating.

Tex-Mex is often better than authentic Mexican.

The New York Times restaurant review has gone soft.

Sexual harassment is an everyday occurrence at some of your favorite restaurants.

Some of the best meals in America are cooked by illegal immigrants.

The food world is the only place where Asians get respect as celebrities in America.

All wine mostly tastes the same.

Foie gras is not worth fighting for (or against).

Anonymous critics don't exist anymore, and most food writers (and their publications) don't pay for their meals.

Anthony Bourdain has gone pop.

Brooklyn's hyped food scene will turn the borough into Manahattan, Part Deux.

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